Guess who ended up in the ER with second degree burns on her thigh and ankle and has to stay overnight
Javier Mayoral, The Motel and the Iguana, 2021
Acrylic on panel, 8 x 9.5 in.
I googled Mayoral and all his stuff is like this (though sometimes with more sex):
if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit
best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)
Do people actually say kickback? Like I’ve only ever heard it said by youths in tv/movies
Why can I only do the Monday wsj crosswords??? Every other days are so hard
“They say Prometheus brought fire from the sun concealed in a hollow fennel stalk. They say tarragon came to be when a flax seed was pushed into the pierced root of a sea onion and planted after dark. The Minotaur simply likes the smell of chopped herbs.”
Steven Sherrill “The Minotaur Takes a Cigarette Break”
It took THREE raids to catch it but finally did!
Absolutely hilarious that apparently the reason the Queen of England is not doing well is bc she stays up all night watching tv
Like that’s the reason they’ve given
Not that she’s 215 years old, but that she is an ipad kid
watching American Psycho and honestly I swear people describe their skincare routines exactly like Patrick Bateman far too often
actually this is the perfect film to mock people who are too into things but on an entirely superficial and petty level that is all about outmanouvering their peers rather than any genuine passion. typesetting, skincare, music, fitness, fashion, restaurants...
ahead of his time...he would have loved being a toxic instagram influencer rise and grind sigma male hybrid
literally he was MADE for the gram. I want a remake where he’s a toxic influencer